Part 2 - WackyD's...

Imagine you're a "Team Member" working in a busy McDonalds branch in West London...

It's just your average Saturday night shift - but then Dracula comes in for a Big Mac, The Grim Reaper wants a Quarter Pounder and there's a Fairy and a Transvestite who want Happy Meals, not mention the Nightstalker, who wants you to hold the gherkin!

Would you be shocked? The staff in the Hayes branch of McDonalds took it all in their stride!

Ok people, we're going in!!!

Nightstalker Matt is behind the camera as we prepare for our grand entrance...

...but the excitement is all too much for Bec, who grabs a quick fairy-nap...

"Pauline" sucks rather lustfully on a French Fry whilst the Nightstalker tries to work out how he's going to get his food through his hood...

...Dracula looks thrilled to be eating a Big Mac, but could do with some more ketchup- "Any group O for me burger?"

It's no joke that, when asked what drink he would like with his meal, The Count had shocked staff by asking for a drink of blood!!!

Bec, meanwhile, is still fairy-napping!

Let's do that empathy thing again - You're a McDonalds worker and this group of strange-looking people has come in...

The Fairy doesn't worry you too much, as she's spent the duration of the time with her eyes closed...but kids look pretty shaken up by the Nightstalker, The Count is asking for a drink of blood with his happy-meal, there's a group of homophobic lads that look like they wanna kick some shit out of "Pauline" and The Reaper has dripped blood all over your freshly-sanitised floor and had the cheek to ask the assistant manager to take a picture...

...needless to say, we soon left McDonalds behind us!

But persuaded a worried looking assistant to take this picture for us first...

and, yes, Bec still has her eyes closed! We reckon she thought if she kept them shut then no-one would recognise her, she does live in Essex, after all! (Sorry Becky! I love ya, really...)

PART 3 - THE PARTY!!! Click HERE!