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Some Different Jokes
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What Do They Call A Person Who Helps Out At Band Concerts?
A Band-aide
How Do You Turn Sleep Into Wood?
Take The "S" Off Slumber
In Ant Families What Do You Call Your Mothers Sister?
Aunt Ant
Joey: Why Is That Cow Jumping Up And Down?
Farmer: It's Calf Wanted A Milkshake
What Do You Get When You Over-Cook Shrimp?
Limp Shrimp
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More Jokes
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What Do They Call The Fellow In The Monastery Who Makes Kindling Wood For The Fireplaces?
The ChipMonk
What Do They Call An Under Age Coal Miner?
A Minor Miner.
What Do They Call A Female Llama With A New Baby Llama?
A Mama Llama.
What Did They Call The Duck That Won The Lottery?
A Lucky Ducky
Why Did The Bat Stop Eating Mosquitoes?
Because It Was Driving Him Buggy.
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And The Last Jokes Of The Page
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Why Is A Loaf Of Bread Like A Pair Of Shoes?
They Both Have Two Heels.
What Are Mickey And Minnie?
Nice Mice.
What Did The Girl Say When She Picked Up The Thumbtack The Wrong Way?
I Get The Point.
What Is Red, White, And Blue?
A Sad White Rooster.
What's The Difference Between A Boat And A Store?
The Store Only Has Sales Once In A While.
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