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More Moronics
Just to give you a little background to the following picture, I should explain what allegedly happened in a New York City Precint some months ago (How outdated is this?). Suppose the following, none of which has yet been proven in a court of law (read: i don't wanna get sued!): Some guy, let us call him Mr. Simmons, apparently pissed off a particular police officer, and in retaliation, this officer supposedly made Mr. Simmons a victim of horrible torture. It was alleged that the cop forced Mr. Simmons to pull down his pants and shoved the stick-end of a plunger up Mr. Simmons's anus. A few days after the incident, I picked up a New York newspaper and saw the following (of course, the picture is blotched out so I can continue to be able to afford shiny new clothes from Structure and a new hat every four months):
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Now, at first glance this may not seem to strange to you. Take a closer look:
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Now that headline says it all. It's a little too descriptive for me!