Yes, it's true. There were actually tons of more photos. Fortunately, none of them had to do with signs. If anything, the concepts of these should be far easier to grasp, since they call upon the powers of the lowest forms of bathroom humor on the planet. I'll only explain them if necessary:

That's me, alone at the dance. It didn't stop me from having a great time, though! Lay down and boogie and play that funky music, white boy!

Look at these unbelievable paintings...And they said that Picaso was Spanish!

The following is the only picture I took on the entire trip that I'm glad the resolution is not very good. Thank goodness you can't see which part(s) of the statue I'm licking!

More wondeful paintings in the hotel basement = more opportunities to make an @$$ out of myself:

A lot of people think I was trying to urinate on the streets of Florence in the picture below. Do you really think that I would be that disgusting? Well, if I'm doing it, then you have to admit that the statue is, as well:

Definitely too much sugar in my system. A swift karate chop might help me burn up some of those precious ATP molecules:

This next picture was taken on the beautiful island of Capri. Capri's motto, is demonstrated in the picture below. I believe this sign, loosely translated, means "Welcome, Jewish people."

And as if that wasn't weird enough for you, check out this dog-dispenser, for the low low price of 100 lira! That's less than a dollar!*

*Subject to change. Didn't you take economics?

The following photo was taken in Pompei. The painting to the upper-right of me is a picture of one of the Roman gods of fertility. Take a closer look:

And in the next photo, I'm apparently showing everyone the size of my ego:

Of course, I had to buy a few souvenir T-shirts before we left for home. Here I am looking stupid (surprisingly...) in front of a rack of T-shirts. Some of the images have been added or manipulated by myself. See if you can guess which one(s). Two in all! Collect the whole set!

I'll give you a hint. It's two out of the following three:

Well, hope you enjoyed the slide show. Please use the exits to your left or to your right...or maybe the one below: