Language translation activated from 'Mendelian' coffee-house BOT on location in Amsterdam:
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SHRINK BOT"I'm so sorry Bot 2000 from snagging you from your adolescent romp in Amsterdam cyberspace. You are diagnosed with acute schizophrenia, delusions of grandeur and a pathological need to link an innocent 16 year old girls 'Pooh bear' homepage to Bambi's LUV HUT!...You need serious digataltherapy.
BOT 2000 "Must link....always must link....link must always...."
SHRINK BOT " I'm afraid that I must turn you off if you can not comply and respond appropriately. You have caused VNR a multi-milliondollar law suit for your random linking...and we all would have perished if it were not for your Hacked and Cloned brother Hack BOT 100 build 909!
BOT 2000 ":)"
SHRINK BOT" Its not Funny!"
BOT 2000 ":("
SHRINK BOT" I am beginning a deep probe!"
Will parents please remove small children and baby animals from cyberspace. The deep probe is an intense cyberdigital delve into a world humans are not yet prepared for. Images may appear disturbing. Content may be violent. Only the certified may review the transcripts. This does not apply to Linux based Psychoanalyst, Psychiatrists (etc) that still remain free to practice in this still overwhelming nebulas void.