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The RIAA announces the birth of famous lesbian Mrs. Hilarys first born little brain damaged "thingy" !!
Come on guys....IT is kinda cute..isn't it ? The "thingy" that falls out I mean. IT was named Sebastien 47-0 because of it's 4 fingers, 7 toes, and zero brains.. He will grow up to be a school teacher, and he can already say MP3 Go-Ga, said the proud surrogate mother Messy_Babe, who prefered to be anonymous, as she doesn't want to hurt her girl-friend, and therefore masked with a veil. Michael, father of AG and the Thingy, was to ashamed to appear in the picture.

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And as Senator Berman so aptly put it; ´A new Child is Born` dreamin' of his long gone girlfriend Ms. Rosen, before she turned all female. One more for the money, dundededumdedumdum. Tears of sadness could be seen in his old computer tilted eyes. Snuff, snufff and stuff it you old fart, as Old Hilary said with an evil grin on her face....I did it again, and turned back to mate with the rest of the female Senators up on the hill, as Berman took off for a night with Bitchey Spears, who was happy that Monica was not around the Hill anymore to compete in the sucking up game, touch'a touch'a touch me---I wanna be diiiirty!!!

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