How the hell do I get off this bloody ship?
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Log entry, Day 1... Captain Jaques Yves Boungeau, reporting...
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Ze filst day aboald oul new zhip, ze Apocalypso... Zhe zeems quite ze seawolzy sheep... All of ze tolpedo holes zeem to heve been patched quite niceley flom when ze Pope, My Cousin, plesented her to me a few scant monts ago... Oul filst Papal Mission is to take a cluise wiss a few guests... Flom Folt Laudeldale, Floilida, to ze Islands of Belmuda, a queeck tlip to Vilginia, and a slow tlip Homme...
Why does ziss loute zeem zo Faliliar?
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Day 2, Capn. Boungeau's Personal Log
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Ze Apocalyso is a Fine vessel... Zhe takes to ze watel like a feesh... Evelyone zeems to be enjoying zemselves immensely. An Day aftel oul maiden launch, ze palty onboald iss in full swing, and Mme. Lola is enteltaining us all wiss her palty game,
What the hell did you guys put in my underwear?!?
I am guessing, a Lainbow Tlout...
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Day 3, Captain's Log
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Ze Apocalypso hass allived in Belmuda... Ze Pope and a few membels of his Entoulage have gone ashore to look fol a decent hamburger and a pail of Belmuda sholts... I lemain aboald sclubbing ze balnacles flom ze undelside of ze sheep...
..and latel, I will take cale of ze ones on ze Apocalypso...
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