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Yep, and there's a reason... You see, the OTHER pope has swiss guards... Now, the Swiss make good cheese, but as far as security goes, we don't know if we want to be associated with anything full of Holes... Royal Canadian Mounted Police look a helluva lot snazzier, anyway... Even the Cardinals don't look this good in Red! There's one other reason the coats are red... Keep on reading, Faithful visitor! | ||||||||||||||||
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Trish: Ask him!!! Katie: Okay, Okay... Ahem, Mr. Mountie? Will you go off with us and have lots and lots of sex? Mountie: Are either of you named Nell? Trish: Ummm... No... Mountie: Well, then I'm afraid I can't, sorry... Katie: I'm a Nell!!! REALLY!!!! TIE ME TO A RAILROAD TRACK AND I'LL PROVE IT!!!! |
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When you visit Pope Bongo's VaticanII, No doubt you'll be famished. After all, it IS a long drive from wherever the hell you are... The first thing you'll notice is that our RCMP Guards, in addition to keeping things well guarded, deliver pizzas on Horseback at incredible speed!!! Don't be shy- just pull over and ask a mountie for his Menu! While you ponder over the list of ingredients, He'll run your tags to make sure you're not a terrorist AND he'll make sure your pizza is ready in record time!!! Be sure to have all your tags and Identification ready... We take American Express, Visa, Diner's Club, and the Beaver Club Card!!! *subject to availability... Click here for a trip to the Papal Motorworks! | ||||||||||||||||
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