All about us

This is the part where you get to see the amazingly attractive genius behind the page.

ME.

I repulse even myself, and my foul odour could easily pass for that of a rotting cat or some kind of foreign cheese. I’m so small.

(Yes I know what your thinking, and yes the warts have gone but it does still burn when I piss.)

Alan Bugg.

One word baby, loaded.