"...And the escaped monkeys are to be considered armed and dangerous" The radio announcer proclaims as you wake. You look at your clock. 7:30. Time to get up. You slowly sit up, then the pain hits you like a shaft of ice ripping though your brain. You can't remember what you were doing last night very clearly, but you know it involved you joining the navy 'cause you're still wearing the uniform. You stumble across your room and fall into a pair of pre-soiled trousers. You go into the kitchen. You're hungry, despite the taste of vomit which is stuck in your throat. You look around the kitchen. All there is, is a half-eaten packet of Cornflakes which you opened in 1993.

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