What men say and what they really mean.
Well, here it is the part of the part designed specifically for women. Enjoy.
Hello, pleased to meet you.
Please let me see your breasts. I'll pay and everything
Do you need any help with that?
Now you owe me, I want to see you naked.
Hello, my name's Ricky Martin
I'm homosexual, not a real man and I have no objection to having sex with sheep either.
Let's just be friends.
I'm a man, so therefore I'll fuck pretty much anything that has a pulse, but you.... Jesus...
Eight inches baby...
Half an inch flacid...
I love that dress, is it new?
I wonder what colour your pubes are...
Not tonight. I'm tired
SHIT! I can't get it up!
Wow. It's late, we'd better get you home.
Yes! I won the bet and I didn't even have to kiss you, fish girl.
One Regular Pepsi, and one Diet please.
Only diet for you, your ass is already fat enough.
It's not you, it's me...
Of course it's you, you fat, ugly, disgusting bitch.
You're the prettiest woman I've ever met...
That is until you introduce me to your sister...