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| Welcome to my Anecdotes page. All the Anecdotes in this page were written by me. Unfortunately, there isn't a lot of them, but I'll make some more real soon. In the mean time, enjoy the jokes! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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In an Attorney's office: MAN: Now Mrs. Smith, is it true your husband died two weeks ago? MRS. SMITH: Yes, he drove his truck off a bridge and died instantly. MAN: And did you speak to him at all afterwards? In a Barbers shop: MAN and his SON enter the store. BARBER: Ah, looks like somebody needs a haircut, eh? MAN: Yeah, it's a pity I don't have any hair left, that's something I regret. BARBER: Okay, so who's getting the haircut then? 911 Emergency call: WOMAN: 911 emergency. OLD MAN: Yes, please help me! I'm having a heart attack! WOMAN: You're not dead at the moment sir are you? In an apartment: WOMAN: It's about time you movers got here. Now could you please load my things into your truck. MAN#1: Uh, do you have a truck we could use? WOMAN: You didn't bring a moving truck? MAN#2: Were we suppose to? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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