OTHER THINGS ON MY MIND
CAN YOU SAY PROZAC? HEY! HERE IS A PROUD MEMBER OF THE NRA SHOWING OFF HIS RIGHT TO BARE ARMS. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE NRA. I SUPPORT THE NRA. BUT WHY CAN'T PEOPLE LEAVE THEM ALONE? TOO MANY PROTESTS, TOO MANY PEOPLE AGAINST THE NRA. I THINK THAT EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE THE NRA. I MEAN WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BE INVOLVED WITH GUNS AND NOT BE ON THE BLACK MARKET? THEY SAY THERE ARE TOO MANY GUNS AND I SAY WE SHOW THESE PEOPLE WHY WE HAVE TOO MANY GUNS. I ADMIT I AM A BIT PERVERTED BUT IN KNOW WAY AM I CRAZY. I DON'T LIKES GUNS BECAUSE I FEEL POWERFUL. NO, I LIKE GUNS BECAUSE I KNOW IF SOMEONE WALKS IN MY HOUSE I CAN PROTECT MY SELF AND GET SOME TARGET PRACTICE AT THE SAME TIME. PEOPLE THINK THAT PEPPER SPRAY WILL PROTECT THEM. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN PUT ON RICE WITH SONE SALT. A FOOD WILL HELP YOU? WELL WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD OF A MAN PROTECTING HIS HOME WITH A ZUCCHINI? OR WHATS THE LATEST ON DROP IN CRIME RATE DO TO THE USE OF BANANAS? PEOPLE LETS GET SERIOUS. AND USE SOMETHING THAT HAS BEEN WORKING FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS.
DON'T BELIEVE EVERYONE THAT YOU TALK TO IN CHAT ROOMS THEY COULD BE YOUR BEST DREAMS AND ON THE OTHER HAND YOU COULD THINK THAT YOU ARE TALKING TO A 23 YEAR OLD WOMEN WHEN ITS REALLY A 65 YEAR OLD MAN SITTING ON THE CAN WITH A LAPTOP COMPUTER GRUNTING OUT A NICE HEALTHY CRAP. I KNOW, I KNOW, PEOPLE LIKE THAT SHOULD BE LOCK UP AND THE YOUNG SHOULD NOT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS. SO I SAY RESPECT YOUR ELDERS BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW YOU MIGHT THINK YOUR HAVING CYBER SEX WITH A 21 YEAR OLD WOMEN WHEN IT IS INDEED AN ELDER LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME, PERVERTED, BUT A GOOD TIME.




ANOTHER THOUGHT.
VIAGRA WORKED FOR ME!!!!! "NOT ONLY AM I THE PRESIDENT OF VIAGRA, I'M ALSO A CLIENT." DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR INSURANCE WILL PAY FOR THIS? WAISTING VALUEBLE DOLLARS ON THIS. I SAY TIE A STICK TO IT AND GO FOR IT. I KNOW I SHOULDN'T MAKE FUN OF THIS BUT IT REALLY MAKES ME MAD THAT IS IT ALL OVER THE NEWS. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT SOME GUY I WILL NEVER MEET OR WANT TO MEET GETTING A BONNER OF THIS STUFF. I DON'T GO THROUGH THE DAY SAYING "I HOPE SOMEONE GOT A STIFFY TODAY" IT DOESN'T MAKE MY DAY GO BY BETTER. NOW I KNOW I WILL GET ALOT OF HATE MAIL OVER THIS BUT HEY THIS IS A JOKE PAGE AND THIS IS A JOKE. IT MAY NOT BE IN GOOD TASTE BUT IT IS STILL A JOKE PAGE.




















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