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Lets have a laugh!
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A girl was walking down the road when she bumped into three dogs, she said to the first dog 'hello, whats your name?' the dog turned around and said, 'hello, my names Hugy and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles', amazed by this she went to the second dog and said, 'Hi! whats your name?' again the second dog turned around and said, 'Hi my name's Dooy and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles' the girl then realised what she was dealing with and went up to the third dog and said, 'Don't tell me your names Looey and you've had a great day going in and out of puddle.' 'No' replied the dog, 'My names Puddles and I've had a really bad day'
A man keeps going down the pub and getting totally drunk then being sick all over his clothes before comeing home to his wife, his wife gets so fed up with having to clean his sick covered clothes that she says that if he continues she will leave him for good, one night he is out with a friend and has had a few pints when he remembers what his wife had said to him, he tells his friend that he has to go and says if he doesn't his wife will leave him, 'Don't worry about that' his friend replies 'Just stick �10 in your pocket and say it was from someone who was sick all over you' the man thinks this is a good idea and continues drinking with his friends until later that night on the way home he feels like a curry so he stops at the shop to eat one, as he gets to his door he realises he can't keep it in and throwns it up all over his shirt, when he gets inside his wife looks at him and says, 'I've told you about this I'm not cleaning that shirt again and I am so fed up that I am leaving' 'Calm down!' said the man 'it wasn't me, a bloke at the pub did it and gave me �10 for the laundry bill it's in my pocket' his wife reaches into his pocket for the money and replies, '�10, but there is �20 here!!' 'I know' said the man, 'He shit my pants too'
A girl's parents hate the boy she has been dating and forbid her to see him, one day they were kissing on the seatte when the boy said he needed the toilet, 'You can't go to the bathroom, thats next to my parents room and they will be sure to hear you, you will have to go in the kitchen sink' the boy then goes out and a few minutes later came back and asked 'Have you got any paper?'
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