To Guyz and Galz:

   Gals, the different categories

   OK, gals, classification time. Let's see you in your truw beauty or
   uglyness now!

   There are different categories which gals falls into:

   [ 1]  Daddy/Mummy/Granny's pet

         These gals do not have a mind of their own. They kept
         mentioning the names of whoever listed above when they
         talk, and seems to live abiding the "Laws" of whoever
         controls them. "Mummy says..." "My Daddy says .... "
         kept poping out, and most guys dislike this group of
         gaps. Try imagining dating and the gal says "My
         Mummy say cannot go ..... " POP! there goes our list
         of "Where To Go During A Date". They generally wears more
         old stuff, like a little girl out from a 70s movie. Their
         "guardian angles" choose their chothings, and hairstyle,
         etc..etc.. GALS! Please be more independent! Where are your
         rights!

   [ 2]  Deaperado

         This kinda gals a really something. They seems to be nuns before
         and have never saw/heard/touched/smell a guy before. They will
         wonder all day who that gorgeous guy next door are and am
         curious and dying to find out more about this species of human!
         They'll turn to stone if a handsome guy look at them and
         absolutely die if Tom Cruise is that guy. They'll faint if a guy
         talk to them, and will never ever wash their hands again if a
         guy touch them. They beg and they cry and they pester their
         friends to give them a guys number and the next thing you know
         it, they'll come begging and crying and pestering for the number
         of another guy they saw while walking to the telephone booth!
         Relax! Stick on one guy and you'll have a boyfriend, jumping
         from one to another would never help.

   [ 3]  Studious/hardworkin'

         There "breed" of gals lives on books. They study and study,
         yet they never know the meaning of guys or even such a word
         exist! They treat all humans ,male or female, alike (bluntly),
         and never lift an eyebrow if Leon Lai walk pass.
         *Sign* Go marry a Book then.

   [ 4]  Innocent

         There are those gals who are totally innocent and totally
         naive, living around! Guys LOVE them! They blush whenever
         a guy talk to them, donno what to do on dates, and always
         look at the ground when a guy talks to her. They cover
         their eyes and scream if they saw a top-less guy, and will
         faint if ask on a date. *Tsk* *Tsk* Shy, Shy, but guys
         adore these breed of gals! Too bad they seems to extinct
         now.

   [ 5]  Flirtatious Babes

         They're exactly the opposite to the innocent ones. They
         have many ways to win a guys' heart and are always crowded
         with many guys. They mix well with guys and got dates every
         single day. Hm.... a gal like this might win your heart,
         guys, but are you sure she will not ditch you?

   [ 6]  Romantic Poets

         This kind of gals go for romance in a guy. They want candlelight
         and sunsets. They adore the night and LOVE to live in France.
         They get lost easily listening to songs and stare for hours
         at the "beautiful" scenery and forgot about her date.
         Well, some guys love it. They are of this type themselves, but
         others hate it.

   [ 7]  Faithful/Loyal

         Of all the gals in this world, they are the most priceless.
         They're faithful and loyal to their guy and stick to their guy
         no matter what happens. They place their guy above all and
         during dates, will never lift an eyebrow even if Miss Universe
         walks pass, and look and admire you. So Guys! If you want to get
         a galfriend, grab this kind fast. There's not much left on on
         the face of this earth.

   [ 8]  Lack of Confidence

         There's this kind of gal around who stick to their guy like
         glue, afraid to lose him. She never like him to talk to other
         gals, afraid he will ditch her. They keep an eye on their
         guy and feel uneasy if the guy disappears. Guys! This chuck
         will give you a feeling that someone really cares for you,
         but tends to become a pain in the neck after some time.

   [ 9]  Sister Act

         This group of gals over-care for their guys. They obey their
         guy 100% and never reject his opinion. She's willing to
         sacrifice anything for him and does everything for him.
         She loves him 100% and make the guy feel as if this gal is
         him bigger sister being instructed to look after her. She
         babysits him and care for him. Most guys would like this
         kind of gal, but try not to care and interfer too much into
         the guy's life. It makes him feel insecure.


         So gals, which catergory you fall into?


Writer  :  Brat Kid


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