TACKLING GIRLS Act1
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GIRLS....Are the most vunerable creatures on Earth..They are physical weak,
emotionally fantasized, spiritually strong & naturally soft-hearted.(Errrrmm
I tink I take that back..Some girls are real HARD-hearted.)

After all...The real reason why GIRLS are so hard to woo is because of 5 main
REAL reasons (I got interview one ok ?!?)
Becoz...

1>They are fantasized that their one & only should be a PRINCE CHARMING
  (Well.....Not all men have High nose, Smart look..)[See..Girls nber stop
  thinking of handsome Boyfriends!]

2>They felt this way...They can't choose their partner, It's the men's moves.
  They felt taken advantaged, lose out... So it is natural for girls to reject
  guys when they make approaches..They want to play HARD-TO-GET...These girls
  just wanted to feel wanted...(FOR THIS KIND...PLAY ALONG !..WITHDRAW IF SHE
  REALLY GIVES  YOU THE FEELING THAT SHE THINKS TAT YOU ARE A PISS-OFF)

3>They want to feel elegant (Sometimes makes guys think they are arrogant) &
  attractive....Com'on..All girls want to be 1.7m to 1.8m, walk like a cat,
  talk sexy & live like a Top model.  (Let them be!)

4>Most are just plainly shy...Some don't know if you will try to bring her to
  your home & "ride" her by force....(In short, Molest...WORST...Rape)
  So Guys spare a thought for the girls

5>They are scared off by your bold, immature, impluse & irritating attempts
  (Seriously speaking, I am one of those Jerks before...Young, Desperate..,
  Impatient..)[I WILL COME TO THAT LATER]




SO HOW ???? WHERE DID I WENT WRONG???????
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Okie...Now think back..Think back the times when the girls who just reject you 
at your face..Embarassed?
Now look, Everyone in this world will meet lotz of rejections..So it is not 
the end of the World...Overcome it!!!!!!!

The main faults in (Us) men is this....OUR ego is always bigger than our size
We get more hurt in EGO than girls when Mr Ego gets hit.

So there is 10 golden rules on building a relationship with girls

1] Never ask the girl for her hand when you or her don't know each well.
   (Don't assume she likes you..Make sure..Coz Assumtion Is The Mother Of All
   FUCKED Ups..{AITMOAFU}...Remember..Even You go Army, your Sergent will tell
   you this)

2] Build up a normal friendship first
   (Let time be a good alibi..{Some Crime huh?}..You will see..As you know the
   excellent girl more..you will know most of her flaws and Wah-Laos.)
   {Notice I used MOST...coz the rest comes after marriage..U asked mi? Beats
   mi!! I'm still single}

3] Show care & concern
   (Hee...Girls are vunerable to fall for guys who are caring especially to 
   them...Hee)

4] Be Humorous
   (Hey...Do you think girls like thier boyfriends to be like JIM CARREY or
   Stephen Chow?) Not Corny of coz...Some girls  don't mind dirty jokes...

5] Give little treats to her...(She will get addicted)
   Do little favours for her eg.Carry her Bag, Books
   Treat her sweets, choclates, ice-cream....Occasionally..Don't over do it.

6] Be a KNIGHT... Learn to be Chiravly.
   (It is not old-fashion to Pull the chair for the girl {Not pulling the 
   chair away when she is sitting!!!!!}...You can even open the door for 
   her. Ladies first is the Keyword!)

7] Share little secrets with her to gain trust
   (It is good if you tell her that you drool when sleepin'....She will tell
   you more than you bargain for...It takes time for them to give you their 
   secrets in return.)

8] Make her feel relax at yer present.
   ( That depends on you ! Don't make feel her feel that you are going to 
   devour her anytime)

9] Acknowlegde her presence
   (Smile, Nod yer Head or even wave & say a HI with you see her out of the
   blue...DON"T STARE AT HER as If She is from Outer-Space!)

10] Be Creative & Romantic
    (Bring her to new places, Enjoy new Dining spots everytime you go out with
    her. Don't you think that The Movie-cum-Eat Story too boring? Com'on! Do
    somthing different !!! Go bowling, Stroll beach, Go roller-blade...See the 
    world turn with these ordinary things you normally do with her!
    AND last but not least ....pop her a rose out of the blue..Girls can never
    resist temptations from roses...) 




So thaz all Folks...!!!!! These advices are all real personal experinces...
I compile them to help GUYS in distress so that they will miss most of the 
pitfalls of LOVE I met. These are Theories...So Play with Basics, Mess them
in Practical....Remember!!!!


Any LOVE, HATE comments abt what I wrote? E-mail to mi...
Baracuda@Singnet.com.sg

By Dark Knight.....Author  of PICKUP1.zip & PICKUP2.zip