The official Cleft home page

Welcome to the only official Cleft site on the Net! Guaranteed 30% less fat, no cholesterol, almost no genetic modifications, and with all the latest enzymes available to modern science at the time of printing! We'd like to assure consumers that very few braincells were harmed (or used!) in the production of this page, and stunt doubles are used wherever possible. To the Cleftmobile, Boy Wonder!

 

 

Thanks for stopping by. I'm Rene Baur, and I'm to blame for the Cleft cartoons you'll see on these pages. You're welcome to download copies of the toons for your personal use, but please contact me on the e-mail button below if you wish to use them for anything other than sticking on your fridge door or office wall (or, God forbid, your toilet!). These cartoons are copyright protected. Stop by once a week for new cartoons.

 

 

 

Click on the thumbnails below to view the full-size 'toon.

Gross National Product Peking Duck Born To Be Wild Critical Mass Cruise Control Flight Plan In Space NOCHYS Kitty Litter Mind Set New World Order Recreational Vehicle Stress Fracture Terminal Velocity

Traffic Island Wax Museum Fine China Face Value Politically Correct Global Positioning System Lateral Thinking God Speed Silence of the Lambs Secret Society Function Center Lab Rat Window Of Opportunity

Health Club Cryonics Y2K Playtoy Y2K Maternity Y2K

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