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Jokes For The Day.......
Bumper Stickers:
When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people
that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you
hear them speak. For George Bush
I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get only get worse from there.
So you think there's nothing to worry about here?
The following are a few of the REAL answers received on exams given by High
School Driving Instructors during Driver Training in North Carolina:
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same
time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns
don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive
lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing
yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Beer, drugs and psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
The World Is A Ghetto
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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says “But sir, its just a sperm bank!”. “I don’t care, open it now!!!” he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says “Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!”. She looks at him “BUT, they are sperm samples???” . “DO IT!”. So the nurse sucks it back. “That one there, drink that one as well.”, so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask . It’s her husband! He looks at her with a