The CMB Music Club

Fifty CDs For a Penny . . . and That's IT!

Warning: Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, etc.

Turtle Spitoon * Never One For Soap
Gonna Pop My Cork, Overloaded, Title Track, 'Bama

Turtle Spitoon * Plug
Give Her a Lil' Spice, Choiropractor (Help Me Where It Hurts), Ageless Wonder, Over the Hill, 'Tis Neither Hither Nor Dither

Lil' Miss Priss and Her Bib-Overall Band * Doggoned
Jibberish and a Jew, My Cowboy Broke Me In, Whorehouse Blues, More!

Lil' Miss Priss and Her Bib-Overall Band * Well, I'll Be . . .
Pleasure and a Pinky, Sensations, Dunk Your Dinker in My Sphincter

Bluegrass Seven * Bluegrass Seven
Hit debut from rockin' sextet! Seven We Are, Bluegrass Out My A**, Whiskey River, Roadie

The Walk 'n' Talk Band * Walkin' 'n' a-Talkin'
Hickelberry Finn, Joe Bob Gets a Blow Job, Jabberjaw, I'm Walkin' 'n' Talkin' at the Same Time, More!

The Walk 'n' Talk Band * Talkwalkin'
Did You Ever See My Love Light Shine?, The Ballad of Timmy Dean (featuring Timmy Dean), Live By thw Golden Rule, Title Track, More!

The Big Tatankas * Confused
Debut From the Manly Three! Stampedin' Love, Blubber, Wholly Mammoths a-Plenty, Woman I Have Talked To (Spoken)

Afrodeeshiack * All Night Long (I Sang My Song)
Doodlebug Rock, Spammin' Me the Right Way, Barboppin'

Holy Cows * God is a Dude!
Debut set from Christian-Country trio! To Heaven With Ya, I'm a-Gonna Get Me a Halo, More!

Holy Cows * Heaven Help Me Now!
Gone Baptizin', The Lord Gave His Life For YOU! Dude!, Messiah Polka, Holy Cow Romp, More!

Holy Cows * Heathens in Heaven
Baby Jesus (and Hot Mama Mary), Blessings To All That Ain't Gay, The Holy Breakfast and Dinner, Illegal Propheteering

Louisiana Tuna * In Tune
Twilight Tuna, Sally My Sister, I Did It For a Coke, Regrets, More!

Louisiana Tuna * Fermenting Frowns
Baton 1000, Loincloth, Brothelized, The Timid Tuna (I Think It Can), More!

Rednecks in Turtlenecks * Shriveled
HilBillin' with President Clinton, Moanin' 'n' Groanin', Lost My Virginity On the Phone, Hick Bop

The Beer Man * I Ain't Had Too Many Yet
Pigs Eat Crap (So a Pig Am I), Title Track, Goin' On Thirteen, Never Too Young to Howl!

The Beer Man * What Sophmore Jink?
Follow-up Album From Hot Crooner! Home is Where I Ain't Never Been, Drinkin' Till I'm Jim Varney, The Stain, Vomit Bop

Silver Sisters * Drunk in the Trunk With a Hunk
Stab, Wherever My Heart Leads Me (I Go), Tell It to a Woman That Gives a Damn, Steam & Cream

Touch * Tounges in Funny Places
Jiggle It, Right There Mama, Title Track, Fluid

Highway 2-Express * Street Signs
KKK (Centucky Crispy Corn), Confederate Air Force, U-Turn in the Heart, I Won't Stop ('Cuz I Can't Stop)

Bigelow Blue * Bigelow Blue
A Blue Debut! Can't Stand ('Til the Buzzin' Ends), Divorce Me Like a Man, Horse (Be a Lady), How I Like It, Seen With Marilyn, More!

The Youngins * ACNE
Purple Pimple High, Still Yodelin', Never Too Yun (To Own a Gun), Ripe For the Poppin'

The Youngins * Yodelin' From the Crib
When I Grow Up (I Will Throw Up), Daiper Mambo, Yodelin' Through a PG World (With an R State of Mind), In the Best Interest of the Youngins

The Lonely 3-Some * Let's Get a Nother
Women Ain't E-Nuff, Orgy With a Clergy, Manasha Twain, More!

Billy Bob Wanker and the Futile Four * Alabama Summers
I Lost My Virginity (Out in the Barn), I Got Drunk (and My Dog Peed On Me)(Instrumental), Sweatin' in the Sedan

Timmy Dean * Why?
What is Your Name? (Are You Jimmy Dean?), Sausage Boy Jr., Buck-Naked with a Four Point Buck, More!

Timmy Dean * Scared of My Own Shadow?
The Dean of Divorce, Deannabbit, Deaner is Served, No for Christ's Sake I'm Not Jimmy!(I am Timmy)

Timmy Dean * I Assure You, Timmy's True?
I'm Timmy Dean (and You're Not Timmy Dean), The Den of Dean, Timmy's Concerto, Heard But Not Seen (Timmy Dean, Timmy Dean)

The Spitters Club * Spit or Swallow?
Puke-a-thon, Professor White Patches, I Got Lost On Tobacco Road, Brown Juices

Snake Raker * Metophorically Speaking, The Snake is Me
Slippery 'n' Slimey, Bullheaded, Scaley (Isn't it Officer?), The Snake is Coming, More!

The Sad Seminole * Drinkin' is My Passion (My Passion is My Art)
(Intro) Not All Indians Drink (But Most Do), Nausea, J.D. Helped Me Produce a Baby, D.W.I. (Drunk, Wet Indian)

Various Artists * The Fonzerelli Tribute
Rock and/or Roll - Bigelow Blue, Welcome to Fonzville (Population 1) - The Fonz, Fonzy is Fuzzy - The Sad Seminole, Where Have All the Opies Gone? - The Fonz, More!

Dixie Dick * Homegrown Heartbreak
Pool Cues Work It Just as Nice, Tequila Burrito, Mason Dixon and His Pick-up Line, Mercy Me, More!

Julie Love III * Mature Manure
Hit Debut From 12 Year Old Superstar! Virginity Lost, Shepard's Pie, Cross Mojonation (Featuring The Fonz!), Dad (Love Me the Right Way)

Ten Gallon * Two Hundred Proof That I'm Guilty of Lovin' You
Cold Texas Nights (Days Need Not Apply), Skippin' to the Boardwalk, All I Wanna Do Is Love You Linda Leu

Pearl * P.M.S. and a Bottle of Brandy to Boot
Squiggle It, Boggie Like the Pearl Done Showed Ya, The Top of the Wold (My Doublewide), Buckin' Bronco Boogie

Monotone Mitch and the Black and White Band * Ammuse Me
Happiness Done Grows on Weeds, Plain Jane, Bottle of Wine (Friend of Mine), Imagination Now!, More!

Soundtrack * Hick Lightning
Blue With Envy - Bigelow Blue, Ticks - Turtle Spitoon, Hello!, Mr. Robinson? 'Tis Timmy! - Timmy Dean, Hick Thunder - Louisiana Tuna, Hebageba - The Fonz

Backwoods Buford * Born 'n' Raised on Possum Stew
Okie From the Ozarks, Coon, Shotgun for Your Love, Never One For Soberness

The Rowdy Piglets * Them is Fightin' Words
Knee High To a West-Texan Whore, Superb Livin' (In a Trailor For Two), If Ever My Night Falls, Eskimo Pie

Lone Wolves, Hermit in a Pueblo Village
Smelling You, A Finger is Worth a Million Words, Breathless, Injun in June in Tune