Nudge, Nudge

As seen on Monty Python

The setting is a small British pub. One man has taken his beer to a table where he intends to enjoy it in peace. Another, more talkative man then sits next to him and the following conversation takes place.

Man #1: Is your wife a goer? Aye! Know what I mean. Know what I mean. Nudge, nudge.

Man #2: I beg your pardon.

Man #1: Your wife, does she go? Heh? Heh? Know what I mean. Nudge, nudge. Say no more.

Man #2: Uh . . . well, she sometimes goes, yes.

Man #1: I'll bet she does! I'll bet she does! Know what I mean. Nudge, nudge.

Man #2: I'm sorry, I don't quite follow you.

Man #1: Follow me! Follow me! That's good! A knobs as good as a wink to a blind bat, aye!

Man #2: Are you selling something?

Man #1: Selling! Selling! That's very good! Wicked! You're wicked, aye! Know what I mean. Nudge, nudge. Say no more!

Man #2: Y'know . . .

Man #1: Your wife, is she a sport? Aye!

Man #2: Well, yes, she likes sports.

Man #1: I'll bet she does! I'll bet she does!

Man #2: She's very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact.

Man #1: Who isn't, aye! Know what I mean. Likes games, likes games. Knew she would, knew she would. She's been around, aye. Been around.

Man #2: Yes, she's traveled. She's from Perley.

Man #1: Oh! Say no more! Say no more! Perley! Say no more! Know what I mean. (Leans in closer) Your wife interested in photographs? Know what I mean! Photographs.

Man #2: Photographs?

Man #1: Yes. Snap, snap. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Say no more.

Man #2: Like holiday snapshots?

Man #1: Could be, could be. Swimsuits, know what I mean. Candy photography, nudge, nudge.

Man #2: (Annoyed) No, no, we don't have a camera.

Man #1: Oh. But still, woooooow! Aye! Wooooow! Aye!

Man #2: (Slams beer on table) Look, are you insinuating something?

Man #1: Uh . . . no, no . . . well . . . yes.

Man #2: Well?

Man #1: Y'know, well, uh, you're a man of the world, aren't you? I mean, you've been around.

Man #2: What do you mean?

Man #1: Well, ah, y'know, you've done it. You've slept . . . with a lady.

Man #2: Yes.

Man #1: What's it like?