Little Timmy woke up on a very cold morning in March. When he woke he faintly heard his little brother, Billy Bob, yodeling out back by the hogs. Boy that youngin was yodeling, he was really into it, maybe a little too into it. Soon Timmy-to was at the window yelling to his brother, "Hey Billy Bob, you done ain�t no darn good at that there yodeling. I�ll teach you how to yodel you done darn little wannabe yodeler." Then Billy Bob came back quickly stating "uh... no ya can�t." So the two rednecks decided to have a good old fashion yodel. They decided to let the pet hog, Larry Lee Lula, decide who was the better yodeler.
First went Billy Bob and boy was he good. He screeched out deafening hog calls that made Larry Lee Lula go absolutely hog wild. Now it was Timmy�s turn to get his mojo working. He was an utter embarrassment to the harmony that is yodeling. Billy Bob saw that his big brother was so bad that he decided to lighten the heavy air by belching, just as loud as he could. Then Timmy-to, admitting yodeling defeat, belched twice as loud as Billy Bob. Then Timmy-to said, "You ain�t no darn done good at that there belching, yo�r a dang embarrassment to dis proud family from up Arkansas way."
Then Billy Bob stated, "Am not." Then Billy ran off crying with the pig trailing his side like a dog.
The two were never heard of again but every once in a while there came a yodeling, pig-like screech, from the river valley. What ever happened to Billy Bob? Nobody cares to admit it but it is said that one day he made it all the way to Washington, D.C. that is. Swimming pools, crazy interns.
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