What Cosmic Sign Are You?

To properly determine your Cosmic Sign please answer each of the following:

Lifeform:

Carbon-based Silicon-based Turkey-based Liquid Gaseous Radiation Haggis Ether Plasma Keith Richards Other None

Origin:

Born Hatched Grown Manufactured Remanufactured Cloned Eternal Crystalized Spawned by Keith Richards Other N/A

Origin Location:

Quadrant 1 Quadrant 2 Quadrant 3 Quadrant 4 Upper Dimension Lower Dimension New Jersey All Space and Time Alternate Reality Keith Richard's Reality Other N/A

Now, the Ignium 5000SX "Being-Buster" Computer will analyze your true essence to determine the more detailed aspects of your physical (if any) and mental (if any) being. Please take five seconds to gaze (sense, lick, smell, etc.) at the inceptor of the Ignium 5000SX "Being-Buster" Computer. This will give a more accurate reading.