CIGARETTE LIGHTER

Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but didn't
have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.
"I sure do," he replied and reached into his golf bag and
pulled out a 12-inch BIC lighter.
"Wow" said his friend, "Where did you get that monster?"
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?" he asked "Yes, he's right here in my golf bag."
"Could I see him?"
He opens his golf bag and out pops the genie.
The friend says, "I'm a good
friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will," the genie says, so the friend asks him
for a million bucks and
the genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him
standing there waiting for his million bucks.
Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a
million ducks flying overhead is heard.
The friend tells the golfing partner, "I asked for a
million Bucks, not Ducks!"
He answers,"I forgot to tell you the genie is Hard
of Hearing. Do you really
think I asked him for a 12-inch BIC?"

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