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| What do Assholes drive? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Assholes are always on the move. It is handy to identify their vehicles in order to avoid any unecessary encounters. 1. Acura Integra (usually black) 2. Merkur (don't ask...) 3. Small SUVs (Amigo, Rodeo, RAV-4) 4. Camaros or Firebirds (this seems obvious) 5. Shelby Cobra (sad, but true) 6. Harley Davidsons 7. Saab 9000 Turbo (charcoal grey) 8. Mitsubishi Diamante 9. Girly Cars (Miata, VW Golf) 10. Anything Silver or Gold. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| What do Assholes wear? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Yes, you can judge an asshole by his cover! 1. Leather jackets--always 2. Overalls, clogs, asexual garb in general 3. Band t-shirts 4. Clothes from the eighties 5. Tie-dye 6. Snug fitting shetland wool sweaters 7. Spandex 8. Creepy velvety shirts that feel like your grandmothers curtains | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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