1) My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.
2) Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
3) Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?
4) Can you believe it
those shitheads at the corner market
won't
cash my welfare check!
5) We're going to keep
our relationship quiet for now,
my wife
can be rather vindictive at times.
6) Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.
7) Sara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.
8) Nice place you got
here, that painting looks expensive, I bet a
nice home
like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?
9) There ain't nothing
that beats that great feeling of knowing your
HIV test
results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too.
10) Can I pull my car in your
garage? I'm not sure how long that
cop car
will stay lost...