The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
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1. Q: What
do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A:
Gifted!
2. Q: How
do blonde braincells die?
A:
Alone.
3. Q: What
do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A:
Pregnant.
4. Q: How
do you brainwash a blonde?
A:
Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
5. Q: What
do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A:
Artificial intelligence.
6. Q: How
does a blonde part their hair?
A1:
(Action of scissoring legs apart)
A2:
By doing the splits.
7. Q: Why
aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A:
Because they can't even keep two calves together!
8. Q: What
did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A:
Nothing. They've never met.
9. Q: Why
do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A:
Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
10. Q: When does
a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A:
After a dye job.
11. Q: Why didn't
the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A1:
She'd just dyed her hair.
A2:
She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around
too much.
12. Q: Why do
blondes wear their hair up?
A:
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
13. Q: Why is
it good to have a blonde passenger?
A:
You can park in the handicap zone.
14. Q: What was
the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A:
An IN-body experience!
15. Q: Why is
a blonde like a turtle?
A:
They both get fucked up when they're on their back.
16. Q: What do
Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a
recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?
A:
Put either of 'em in a car and their fucked.
17. Q: What's
a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A:
Humpme Dumpme.
18. Q: How do
you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A:
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
19. Q: How do
you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A:
Shine a torch in her ears.
20. Q: Why should
blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A:
It takes too long to retrain them.
21. Q1 How can
you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A:
There's white-out on the screen.
Q2:
How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A:
There's writing on the white-out.
22. Q: What's
the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A:
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
23. Q: What do
a blonde and your computer have in common?
A:
You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go
down on you.
24. Q: What did
the blonde think of the new computer?
A:
She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
25. Q: Why do
blondes wear shoulder pads?
A:
(With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!
26. Q: How do
you kill a blonde?
A:
Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
27. Q: How do
blondes pierce their ears?
A:
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
28. Q: Why don't
blondes eat Jello?
A:
They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those
little packages.
29. Q: What do
you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A:
All you can eat, under a buck.
30. Q: Why don't
blondes eat pickles?
A:
Because they can't get their head in the jar.
31. Q: Why don't
blondes eat bananas?
A1:
They can't find the zipper.
A2: They
cant find the pull tab.
32. Q: Why do
blondes wear hoop earrings?
A:
They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
33. Q: Why do
blondes where big hoop earrings?
A:
To put their feet through.
34. Q: What does
a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A:
Her ankles.
35. Q: Why do
blondes wear green lipstick?
A:
Because red means stop.
36. Q: Why do
blondes wear red lipstick?
A:
Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."
37. Q: How can
you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A:
By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
38. Q: Why don't
blondes use vibrators?
A:
They chip their teeth.
39. Q: Why do
blondes wear underwear?
A:
They make good ankle warmers.
40. Q: What do
blondes do for foreplay?
A:
Remove their underwear.
41. Q: Why don't
blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A:
Cause their balls show!
42. Q: What's
the mating call of the blonde?
A:
"I'm *sooo* drunk!"
43. Q: What is
the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A:
(Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
44. Q: How did the blonde
die ice fishing?
A: She
was run over by the zambonis machine.
45. Q: What's
a brunette's mating call?
A:
Has that blonde gone yet?
A2:
When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3: "All the blondes have gone
home!"
46: Q: Why do
blondes drive BMWs?
A:
Because they can spell it.
47. Q: Why do
blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in
effect in Canada)
A:
Because they can spell it.
48. Q: What is
74 to a blonde?
A:
69 plus G.S.T.
49. Q: Why do
blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A:
Toes Go In First.
50. Q: Why do
blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A:
Tits Go In Front.
51. Q: What do
you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A:
An interpreter.
52. Q: What do
you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A:
A mental block.
53. Q: How do
you change a blonde's mind?
A1:
Blow in her ear.
A2:
Buy her another beer.
54. Q: What do
you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A:
"Have another beer."
55. Q: What do
blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
A:
Pack their lunch and send them to work.
56. Q: What's
the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1:
Introduces themself.
A2:
Walks home.
57. Q: How does
a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A:
Fertilized.
58. Q: How does
a blonde like her eggs?
A:
Unfertilized.
59. Q: What's
the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A:
Opens the car door.
60. Q: How do
blondes turn the light on after sex?
A:
Kick open the car door.
61. Q: Why do
blondes like tilt steering?
A:
More head room.
62. Q: Why do
blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A:
More leg room.
63. Q: What is
the worst thing about sex with a blonde?
A:
Bucket seats.
64. Q: What do
blondes say after sex?
A1:
"Thanks, Guys!"
A2:
"Are you boys all in the same band?"
A3:
Do you guys all play for the <team name>?
A4:
Who were all those guys?
65. Q: Why is
a blonde like a door knob?
A:
Because everybody gets a turn.
66. Q: Why is
a blonde like railroad tracks?
A:
Because she's been laid all over the country.
67. Q: What important
question does a blonde ask her mate before having sex?
A:
Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?
68. Q: Why do
blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A:
*Who cares?*
69. Q: Why do
blondes have orgasms?
A:
So they know when to stop having sex!
70. Q: How do
you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1:
She drops her nail-file!
A2:
Who cares?
A3:
She says, "Next".
A4:
The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5:
He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6:
I mean, who really cares?
A7:
The batteries have run out.
71. Q: What does
a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A:
"Thanks for the refill!"
72. Q: What is
it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A:
Data transfer.
73. Q: Why do
blondes use tapons with extra long strings?
A:
So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.
74. Q: How can
you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A:
She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering
what she did with her pencil.
75. Q: What did
the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her
nametag) ?
A:
"'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
76. Q: Why do
blondes have more fun?
A1:
Because they don't know any better.
A2:
They are easier to keep amused.
77. Q: How many
blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1:
"What's a lightbulb?"
A2:
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3:
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
78. Q: What's
a blonde's favourite wine?
A:
"Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
79. Q: What do
you call a basement full of blondes?
A:
A wine cellar.
80. Q: Why are
there no dumb brunettes?
A:
Peroxide.
81. Q: Why does
NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A:
They're doing research on black holes.
82. Q: What does
a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A1:
They both have a black box.
A2:
Both have a cockpit.
83. Q: What is
the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A:
Not everyone has been in a 747.
84. Q: What's
the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A:
Not everybody has been in a limo.
85. Q: What does
a blonde say when she gives birth?
A:
Gee, Are you sure it's mine?
86. Q: What did
the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A:
"Are you sure it's mine?"
87. Q: What do
you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A:
A wind tunnel.
88. Q: What do
you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A:
A dope ring.
89. Q: Santa
Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart
blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill.
Who picks it up?
A1:
The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus,
the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
A2:
None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth
Fairy or a smart blonde and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum
wrapper.
90. Q: Why did
the blonde scale the glass wall?
A:
To see what was on the other side.
91. Q: What do
you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A:
Pull the pin and throw it back.
92. Q: Why do
blondes take the pill?
A:
So they know what day of the week it is.
93. Q: Why did
the blonde stop using the pill?
A:
Because it kept falling out.
94. Q: Why did
the blonde have a sore navel?
A:
Because her boyfriend was also blond!
95. Q: If a blonde
and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the
ground first?
A:
The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
96. Q: What happens
when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A:
Her IQ goes up!
97. Q: What's
the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
A:
A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.
98. Q: Whats
the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A:
You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
99. Q: What's
the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A:
You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
100. Q: What is the
difference between butter and a blonde?
A:
Butter is difficult to spread.
101. Q: What is the
difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A1:
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
A2:
You can't fit the blonde in the bowling ball.
A3:
There is no difference. They're both round and have
three holes to poke.
A4:
You don't eat your bowling ball
102. Q: What do a bowling
ball and a blonde have in common?
A:
Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.
103. Q: What is the
difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A:
They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
104. Q: What is the
difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A:
Bigfoot has been spotted.
105. Q: What's the
difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A:
It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
106. Q: What's the
difference between a blonde and a guy?
A:
The blonde has the higher sperm count.
107. Q: What is the
difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of
York?
A:
The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
108. Q: Why is a washing
machine better than a blonde?
A:
Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it
won't follow you around for a week.
109. Q: What do blondes
and cow-pats have in common?
A:
They both get easier to pick-up with age.
110. Q: What does a
screen door and a blonde have in common?
A:
The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
111. Q: What does a
blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A:
They're both empty from the neck up.
112. Q: What do blondes
and spaghetti have in common?
A:
They both wriggle when you eat them.
113. Q: Why did the
deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A:
So she could lip read.
114. Q: What do peroxide
blondes and black men have in common?
A:
They both have black roots.
115. Q: What do you
call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head?
A:
Sweet Fuck All...
116. Q: How do you
drown a blonde?
A1:
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2:
Don't tell her to swallow.
A3:
Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
117. Q: Why did the
blonde drown in the pool?
A:
Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
118. Q: Why do blondes
have square boobs?
A:
Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
119. Q: How many blondes
does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A1:
10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2:
Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
A3: Two...one to make batter and
one to peel the M&Ms.
120. Q: How do you
tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A:
The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
121. Q: What did the
blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?
A:
If you're not in bed by 12, come home.
122. Q: What's the
blonde's cheer?
A:
" I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well..
I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
123. Q: What do you
get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A:
Change.
124. Q: How does a
blonde moonwalk?
A:
She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
125. Q: Why do blondes
find it difficult to marry?
A:
Because you don't have to marry them for sex!
126. Q: What do you
get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?
A:
Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do.
127. Q: Why does a
blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A:
Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."
128. Q: How did the
blonde try to kill the bird?
A:
She threw it off a cliff.
129. Q: How does a
blonde kill a fish?
A:
She drowns it.
130. Q: Why did the
blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw
puzzle in only 6 months?
A:
Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
131. Q: What do you
say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A:
"Nice tits!"
132. Q: How does a
blonde high-5?
A:
She smacks herself in the forehead.
133. Q: How do you
amuse a blonde for hours?
A:
Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
134. Q: Why aren't
there many blonde gymnasts?
A:
Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
135. Q: Why do blondes
have legs?
A1:
So they don't get stuck to the ground.
A2:
To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A3:
So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
136. Q: Why did the
blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around
and come home?
A:
It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was a
television.
137. Q: What is the
irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A1:
The blonde!
A2:
The other guys waiting their turn.
138. Q: How do you
describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A:
Flattered.
139. Q: Why do blondes
always die before help arrives?
A:
They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
140. Q: What did the
blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked
up by "the fuzz"?
A:
"No. But I've been swung around by the tits."
141. Q: What do you
call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A:
Frosted Flakes.
142. Q: What do you
call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A:
Frosted Flakes.
143. Q: How does a
blonde interpret 6.9?
A:
A 69 interrupted by a period.
144. Q: What's the
difference between a blonde having her period and
a terrorist?
A:
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
145. Q: What did the
blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A:
"Oh look! Donut seeds!"
146. Q: Why do blondes
have two more brain cells than a cow?
A1:
So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
A2:
So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.
147. Q: Why don't blondes
breast feed?
A:
Because they always burn their nipples.
148. Q: Did you hear
about the blonde lesbian?
A:
She kept having affairs with men!
149. Q: Why do blondes
put their hair in ponytails?
A:
To cover up the valve stem.
150. Q: What did the
blonde name her pet zebra?
A:
Spot.
151. Q: What do you
call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A:
A Space Invader.
152. Q: What's a blondes'
favourite rock group?
A:
Air Supply.
153. Q: What do you
see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A:
The back of her head.
154. Q: Why do blondes
drive VW's?
A:
Because they can't spell PORSCHE!
155. Q: How do you
make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A:
Tell them a joke on Friday night!
156. Q: Why did God
create blondes?
A:
Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q:
Why did God create brunettes?
A:
Neither could the blondes.
157. Q: What do you
call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A:
Branch Manager.
158. Q: How did the
dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A:
She fell out of the tree.
159. Q: Why do blondes
have see-through lunch box lids?
A1:
So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
A2:
So that when they're on the train they can tell
if they're going to work or coming home.
160. Q: Whats black
and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A:
A blonde electrician.
161. Q: Why are dumb
blonde jokes so short?
A1:
So brunettes can remember them.
A2:
Because blondes are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit.
A3:
So men can understand them.
162. Q: Why wasn't
the Virgin Mary a blonde?
A:
She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!
163. Q: What do you
call a smart blonde?
A1:
A golden retriever.
A2:
A labrador.
A3:
An indicator of a really bad hangover.
164. Q: Why are blondes
hurt by people's words?
A:
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
165. Q: Why do blondes
have periods?
A:
They deserve them.
166. Q: Why did the
blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A:
Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
167. Q: Why did the
blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A:
She realized she gave her last blowjob.
168. Q: What did the
blonde do when she got her period?
A:
Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?
169. Q: Why did they
call the blonde "twinkie"?
A:
She liked to be filled with cream.
170. Q: What did the
blonde say to the physicist?
A:
"Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
171. Q: Why are blondes
like cornflakes?
A:
Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
172. Q: How does a
blonde hold her liquor?
A:
By the ears.
173. Q: How do you
know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A:
You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
174. Q: How do you
drive a blonde crazy?
A:
Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetise them.
175. Q: What job function
does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A:
Proofreading.
176. Q: Do you know
why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A:
For throwing out the W's.
177. Q: Why did the
blonde try to steal a police car?
A:
She saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
178. Q: What do you
call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A:
Last year's hide and seek champ.
179. Q: How do you
get a blonde pregnant?
A:
Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
180. Q: What's the
difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly
pygmies?
A:
One's a bunch a cunning runts.
181. Q: What's the
difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?
A:
One's a busy ditch.
182. Q: What is the
difference between a blonde and a toilet?
A:
A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.
183. Q: What's the
difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A:
In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a
blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
184. Q: What's the
difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A:
The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
185. Q: What's the
difference between a blonde and your job?
A:
Your job still sucks after 6 months.
186. Q: What's the
difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A:
You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.
187. Q: What's the
difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac,
and a blonde?
A:
The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
188. Q: How do you
get a blonde to marry you?
A:
Tell her she's pregnant.
Q:
What will she ask you?
A:
"Is it mine?"
189. Q: What do you
call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A:
An air bag.
190. Q: Why are there
lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde
drives a car?
A:
Cause she blows the horn!
191. Q: What does a
blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A:
It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
192. Q: Why did the
blonde drive into the ditch?
A:
To turn the blinker off.
193. Q: What goes VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A:
A blonde going through a flashing red light.
194. Q: What is happening
when you hear varoom...screech, varoom...screech,
varoom...screech.....?
A:
A blonde trying to drive through an intersection with a flashing
red light.
195. Q: Why did the
blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A:
So her male would get delivered to the right box.
196. Q: Did you hear
about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death
in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A:
They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
197. Q: How can you
tell when a blonde is dating?
A:
By the buckle print on her forehead.
198. Q: How can you
tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A:
He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her
forehead.
199. Q: What is the
blonde's chronic speech impediment?
A:
She can't say "No".
200. Q: What did they
name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A:
Retardo.
201. Q: What do you
call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A:
A visitor.
202. Q: Why did the
blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A:
So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
203. Q: How can you
tell if a blonde works in an office?
A:
A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.
204. Q: Why can't blondes
put in light bulbs?
A:
They keep breaking them with the hammers.
205. Q: What is a cool
refreshing drink for a blonde?
A:
Perri-air.
206. Q: Did you hear
about the blonde coyote?
A:
Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
207. Q: Why did the
blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A:
She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.
208. Q: When is it
legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A:
When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
209. Q: What is a blonde's
favorite part of a gas station?
A:
The Air Pump!
210. Q: How do you
measure a blonde's intelligence?
A:
Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
211. Q: Why was the
blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A:
Because she got an F in sex.
212. Q: What do you
call two nuns and a blonde?
A:
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
213. Q: Why did the
blonde cross the road?
A1:
Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
A2:
I don't know.
R:
Neither did she.
214. Q: Did you here
about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A:
She missed.
215. Did you here about the blonde
that stayed up all night to see
where
the sun went ? It finally dawned on her.
216. A blonde was driving down
the highway to Disneyland when she saw
a sign
that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute,
she said
to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her
way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said
"CLEAN
RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she
had cleaned
43 restrooms.
217. How about the suicide blonde,
she dyed
by her own hand.
218. A brunette and a blonde are
walking along in a park. The brunette
says suddenly,
"Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops,
looks
up, and says, "Where?"
219. A policeman pulled a blonde
over after he/she'd been driving the
wrong
way on a one-way street.
Cop:
Do you know where you were going?
Blonde:
No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the
people were leaving.
220. A cop stops a blonde woman
who was driving down a motorway.
"Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"
"Driver's licence? What's that?..."
"It's a little card with your picture on it."
"Oh, duh! Here it is..."
"May I have your car insurance?"
"What's that?..."
"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."
"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..."
The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde
exclaims:
"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"
221. Hubby:
As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we
could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde
Wife: Well if you would learn to Fuck me properly we could do
without the gardener.
222. A blonde and a brunette were
discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.