Cats In Physics
 

1 - Law of Cat Inertia:
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force,
such as the opening of cat food or a nearby scurrying mouse.

2 - Law of Cat Motion:
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is really good reason to change direction.

3 - Law of Cat Magnetism:
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

4 - Law of Cat Thermodynamics:
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

5 - Law of Cat Stretching:
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

6 - Law of Cat Sleeping:
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.

7 - Law of Cat Elongation:
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

8 - Law of Cat Acceleration:
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

9 - Law of Dinner Table Attendance:
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

10 - Law of Rug Configuration:
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

11 - Law of Obedience Resistance:
A cats resistance varies in proportion to a humans desire for her to do something.

12 - First Law of Energy Conservation:
Cats also know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little as possible.

13 - Second Law of Energy Conservation:
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

14 - Law of Refridgerator Observation:
If a cat watches a refridgerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

15 - Law of Electric Blanket Attraction:
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

16 - Law of Random Comfort Seeking:
A cat will always seek and usually take over,
the most comfortable spot in any given room.

17 - Law of Bag / Box Occupancy:
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

18 - Law of Cat Embarrassment:
A cats irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

19 - Law of Milk Consumption:
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

20 - Law of Furniture Replacement:
A cats desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

21 - Law of Cat Landing:
A cat will always land in the softest place possible.

22 - Law of Fluid Displacement:
A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.

23 - Law of Cat Disinterest:
A cats interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

24 - Law of Pill Rejection:
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

25 - Law of Cat Composition:
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti Matter + It Doesn`t Matter.