1. (S)He sits at the computer naked.
2. (S)He always smokes after using the computer.
3. The screen goes blank whenever you enter the room.
4. (S)He always turns off the sound when you're in the next room.
5. (S)He'd rather send email than have sex with you.
6. You caught him (her) foddling the mouse again.
7. (S)He's getting good at using the computer with one hand.
8. You caught him worrying about his floppy disk again.
9. He brags about the size of his hard disk.
10. What's this sticky stuff on
the keyboard?