10) We know where you live.
9) You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes.
8) Everyone's meal today is on you!
7) The "special sauce" came from my body!
6) Guess what our special "drop" was in our Egg Drop Soup and win a free meal!!
5) Your colon will self destruct in five seconds.
4) A recent prison escapee that is sitting near by wants to love you long time.
3) Your dog Sparky...he's no longer missing.
2) You will get a raise soon...via your underwear.
1) MSG? NO!! Ebola Virus....maybe