Last year a friend of mine upgraded
GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that
it's a memory hog leaving very
little system resources for other applications.
He is only now noticing that Wife
1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes which
are further consuming valuable
resources. No mention of this particular
phenomena was included in the product
brochure or the documentation, though
other users have informed him that
this is to be expected due to the nature
of the application. Not only that,
Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is
always launched at system initialization
where it can monitor all other
system activity. He's finding that
some applications such as PokerNight
10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight
7.0 are no longer able to run in the
system at all, crashing the system
when selected (even though they always
worked fine before).
At installation, Wife 1.0 provides
no option as to the installation of
undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw
55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release.
Also, system performance seems
to diminish with each passing day.
The features he'd like to see in
the upcoming Wife 2.0 include:
- A "Don't remind
me again" button
- Minimize button
- An install
shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 to be installed with
the option
to uninstall at any time without the loss of cache and
other
systemresources.
- An option to
run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would
allow
the systems hardware probe feature to be much more useful.
I myself decided to avoid all of
the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by
sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even
here, however, I found many problems.
Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend
2.0 on top of Girlfriend 1.0.
You must uninstall Girlfriend 1.0
first. Other users say this is a long
standing bug which I should have
been aware of. Apparently the versions of
Girlfriend have conflicts over
shared use of the I/O port. You think they
would have fixed such a stupid
bug by now. To make matters worse, the uninstall
program for Girlfriend 1.0 doesn't
work very well leaving undesirable traces
of the application in the system.
Another thing that sucks -- all
versions of Girlfriend continually pop-up
little annoying messages about
the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0
BUG WARNING
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug.
If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before
uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0
will delete MSMoney files before doing the
uninstall itself. Then Mistress
1.1 will refuse to install, claiming
insufficient resources.
BUG WORK-AROUNDS
To avoid the above bug, try installing
Mistress 1.1 on a different system
and never run any file transfer
applications such as LapLink 6.0. Also,
beware of similar shareware applications
that have been known to carry
viruses that may affect Wife 1.0.
Another solution would be to run
Mistress 1.0 via a UseNet provider under
an anonymous name. Here again,
beware of the viruses which can accidentally
be downloaded from the UseNet.