There's this couple doing yard work
and the wife stops to go up and take
a shower. So the guy is looking
for the rake and yells to his wife, who
looks out the upstairs bathroom
window, "Where's the rake?".
She can't hear him. So he
points to his eye[I], points to his knee
[need], and then makes raking motions.
"What?" she yells.
So he goes through the whole routine
again. She nods like she gets it and
then points to her eye, points
to her left breast, points to her ass, and
then to her crotch. Her husband
is totally confused
[and somewhataroused] so he goes
in the house
and upstairs and leans around the
corner
and asks, "What did you say?".
She says, "I SAID: eye, left
tit, behind, the bush."