* On my hair dryer instructions:
Do not use while sleeping.
* On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside.
* On a bar of Dial soap, it says:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
* I have a frozen dinner at home
that says:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
* On a hotel provided shower cap
in a box:
Fits one head.
* On Tesco's Tirimisu Dessert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed
on the bottom of the box). I........
* On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
* On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
* On Boots Children's Cough Syrup:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
* On Nytol (a sleep aid):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
* On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children..
* On a string of Chinese made Christmas
lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
* On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
* On Sainsbury's Peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
* On an American Airlines packet
of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat
nuts.
* On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with
your hands.