Redneck Lunch
An Irishman, a Mexican,
and a redneck were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor
of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef
and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm
going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and
exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to
jump off, too." The redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again.
If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping, too." The next day
the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps
to his death. The Mexican open his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps, too.
The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death, also.
At the funeral the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given
it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also weeps and says "I could have
given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the redneck's wife.
"Hey, don't look at
me," she said. "He made his own lunch!"