1. You've ever spoken the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
3. You've ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
4. At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
5. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
6. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
7. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
8. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
9. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
10. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
11. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side . . . it'll be a hoot."
12. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
13. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
14. You've ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
15. You've had the doors of your X-wing welded shut so you have to get in through the window.
16. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
17. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
18. You've suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
19. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels in the Mos Eisley cantina.
20. If you hear . . . "Luke,
I am your father and your uncle ."