SEMINARS FOR MEN

1.  Combating Stupidity
2.  You, too, can do housework
3.  PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut
4.  How to fill an ice tray
5.  We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- give us money
6.  Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at
     4:00am
7.  Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my
      silks")
8.  Parenting -- No, it doesn't end with conception
9.  Get a life -- learn to cook and then clean up the kitchen
10.  How not to act like a jerk when you're obviously wrong
11.  Spelling -- Even you can get it right
12.  Understanding your financial incompetence
13.  You -- The Weaker Sex
14.  Reasons to give flowers
16.  Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the
        bathroom
17.  Garbage -- Getting it to the curb
18.  You can fall asleep without "it" if you really try
19.  The morning dilemma: shower first, THEN breakfast
20.  I'll wear it if I damn well please
21.  How to put the toilet lid down (formerly titled "No, it is not a
       bidet")
22.  "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
23.  Give me a break:  Why we know your excuses are hooey.
24.  How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
25.  The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency
26.  Romanticism -- ideas other than sex
27.  Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
28.  Mother-in-laws -- They are often people, too
29.  Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home
30.  You too can be a designated driver
31.  Seeing the true you (formerly titled "No, you don't look like
       Mel Gibson, especially when naked")
32.  Changing your underwear -- it really works
33.  Techniques for calling home