Once again, the male staff will be offering remedial classes for all women. Attendance in at least 10 of the following courses is mandatory:
1. "Are you ready to leave?" -- Definition of the word "yes"

2. Appropriate rhetorical questions (Formerly "Honey, do I look fat?")

3. Elementary Map Reading -- Why Logic beats feelings

4. Crying and Law Enforcement -- (was: winning through whining)

5. Advanced Math Seminar -- How to Program your VCR

6. You CAN go shopping in less than 4 hours -- sponsored by Shopaholics Anonymous

7. Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: a study in contrast

8. The Seven-Outfit Week -- It doesn't have to be new to be good.

9. PMS -- It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (was: It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty -- Deal With It)

10. Driving I: Getting past automatic transmission (not all sticks are good)

11. Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights

12. Driving III: Approximating a constant speed -- Is this possible?

13. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving--It's As Simple As Oil and Water

14. The Super Bowl: Not a Game--It's A Sacrament

15. Telephone Translations (was: "Me too" equals "I Love You")

16. How to Earn Your Own Money (was: Breeding for Dollars and Y I luv welfare)

17. Giftgiving Fundamentals (was: Fabric Bad, Electronics Good)

18. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side

19. Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup (was: Why Tammy Faye is a loser)

20. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry

21. We forget birthdays, you forget sports stats: so what's the problem?

22. MYOB: Proper response to other couple's public arguments

23. Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (was: WE learned to deal with the embarrassment)

24. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels, not to mention fast forward.?

25. What Goes Around Comes Around--Why a Credit Card is Not a Toy

26. The Penis: My Best Friend Can Be Yours

27. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out Unless You Know About Straight Flushes

28. Commitment (was: Marriage is a three ring circus -- Engagement ring, Wedding ring, Suffer ring)

29. "To Honour and Obey:" Remembering the small print above "I Do" (was: Prenuptial Agreements -- What's Yours Is Mine and What's Mine is Mine)

30. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House

31. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimised Sensitive Man-child Healing his Father Wound by Expressing the Latent Wild Man Within?

Please register immediately, as courses are in great demand (as if there were any doubt).