1. Don't ever lie to us, we always
find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty
to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when
you don't.
4. Girls are petty, get over it.
5. You don't have PMS; don't act
like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might
get you off the hook;
doing something sweet will always
get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big
dick, we know youdon't.
8. Size does matter.
9. We don't like it when you act
like Mr. Big; we like
it when you are Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses
your homeboys.
11. No matter what you say, your
ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive,
sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong
or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous, dinner and
a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature,
we can't help it.
16. We are drama queens.
17. Hugs and kisses must be given
at all times.
18. Don't make bets about us, we
always find out.
19. Shave - no matter how cool
you think it looks, we hate it.
20. Don't compare our breasts with
Pamela Anderson's,
hers are fake.
21. We are beautiful, but make-up
helps.
22. We will always think we are
fat so humor us and
tell us we aren't.
23. You can shoot hoops, score
a goal, knock down big fat guys, and
hit a little baseball with a stick
so why the hell can't you piss in
the toilet and not on it??
24. Most importantly - we are always
right so don't forget it.