TOP FIVE SIGNS THE CREW OF THE STAR SHIP "ENTERPRISE" IS GETTING OLD
 
 

5. Now there are three Phaser settings: Kill, Stun, and Nap.

4. Capt. Kirk's biggest turn-on: alien babes with all their own teeth!

3. Instead of the "Vulcan Neck Pinch", Spock now uses long, boring stories to render opponents unconscious.

2. The Enterprise is perpetually signaling for a left-hand turn..

1. Every time they jump to warp speed, somebody breaks a hip!
 

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