What Is A Cat?
 

1:  Cats do what they want.

2:  They rarely listen to you.

3:  They`re totally unpredictable.

4:  They whine when they are not happy.

5:  When you want to play, they want to be alone.

6:  When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7:  They expect you to cater to their every whim.

8:  They`re moody.

9:  They leave hair everywhere.

10:  They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion:  They`re tiny women in little fur coats.