What Is A Dog?
 

1:  Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

2:  They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don`t hear you when you`re in the same room.

3:  They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

4:  They growl when they are not happy.

5:  When you want to play, they want to play.

6:  When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7:  They are great at begging.

8:  They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

9:  They leave their toys everywhere.

10:  They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion:  They`re tiny men in little fur coats.