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Why do you need a driver's license
to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the
way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways
in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices
under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas
stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are
going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world
with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the
snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24-hours a day,
365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come
out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON,
how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the
back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the
speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say
"Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere
else"?
Why do they put braille dots on
the keypad of the drive-up ATM.?
Why do we drive on parkways and
park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport
something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something
by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible
black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out
of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving
and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why do they call them buildings
when they're already built??
Why do they call them apartments
when they're close together??
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