Ahh.......zair you are.
I sort you had lost your vay.

Below, zair are many dungeon doors for you to choose from. Each von has somesing different inside it. Some sings are nice......unt some sings are not so nice. Some sings are good fun......unt some sings are very, very bad unt very, very daincherous............ BE VORNED unt BE CAREFUL !!!

VON VERD OFF VARNINK
Be sure you are ofer 18, ass some of zer sings hier are not for der jung people, only for der adults.

INSTRUCTIONS
Most sings hier can be svitched off in sree different vays. Some can be svitched off by pressing zer ESC button. Some can be svitched off by pressing zer button on zer taskbar. Some can be svitched off by pressing CTRL+ALT+DEL unt zen closing zer program from zer 'Close Program' vindow. It iss not difficult.....only for zer people who do not know how!

Unt remember also, if you use zer sings hier, it iss your responsibility alone! I haff not found any viruses, but to be sure, alvays run your downloads srough your virus checker, O.K.? Gut! Enchoy!


Californi.exe
Door Von
Cokegift.exe
Door Two
bad_day.exe
Door Sree
frogblender.exe
Door Four
Joke.exe (not .vbs virus)
Door Fife
nsnoring.exe
Door Six
aced.zip
Door Seven
ants.zip
Door Eight
beers.zip
Door Nine
billborg.exe
Door Ten
bluejob.exe
Door Elefen
bogg.exe
Door Tvelve
burp.zip
Door
Serteen
bursting.exe
Door
Fourteen
buttons.zip
Door
Fifteen
catchme.zip
Door
Sixteen
cd.zip
Door
Sefenteen
clickme.zip
Door
Eighteen
clipflood.zip
Door
Nineteen
confirm.zip
Door
Tventy
crazymss.zip
Door
Tventyvon
cuphold.exe
Door
Tventytwo
cursorfun.zip
Door
Tventysree
downhoax.zip
Door
Tventyfour
errors.zip
Door
Tventyfife
finger.zip
Door
Tventysix
flipped.zip
Door
Tventysefen
floppy.zip
Door
Tventyeight
FUNNY.zip
Door
Tventynine
haha.exe
Door
Sirty
heart_attack.zip
Door
Sirtyvon
heart1.exe
Door
Sirtytwo
ibmup.exe
Door
Sirtysree
IButtonShyMouse.exe
Door
Sirtyfour
iconsneak.zip
Door
Sirtyfife
iconswap.zip
Door
Sirtysix
llizard.exe
Door
Sirtysefen
lInkilroy.exe
Door
Sirtyeight
insane.exe
Door
Sirtynine
lrasberr.exe
Door
Forty
launcher.zip
Door
Fortyvon
lock.exe
Door
Fortytwo
messg.zip
Door
FortySree
monsucks.exe
Door
Fortyfour
mover.zip
Door
Fortyfife
naked_men.zip
Door
Fortysix
naked_women.zip
Door
Fortysefen
nswapper.exe
Door
Fortyeight
prank.scr
Door
Fortynine
rabbit.zip
Door
Fifty
rot.zip
Door
Fiftyvon
RudeCDTray.zip
Door
Fiftytwo
scan.exe
Door
Fiftysree
shutdown.zip
Door
Fiftyfour
Smile1.exe
Door
Fiftyfife
snowman.exe
Door
Fiftysix
spouce.exe
Door
Fiftysefen
start.zip
Door
Fiftyeight
thefartmachine.exe
Door
Fiftynine
undress.exe
Door
Sixty
wall)papr.zip
Door
Sixtyvon
water.zip
Door
Sixtytwo
Weekend.zip
Door
Sixtysree
which_one.zip
Door
Sixtyfour
winerr.zip
Door
Sixtyfife
winprank.zip
Door
Sixtysix
winzap.zip
Door
Sixtysefen
woble132.zip
Door
Sixtyeight
mona.exe
Door
Sixtynine
fartmachine.exe
Door
Sefenty
beer.exe
Door
Sefentyvon
yomama.exe
Door
Sefentytwo

Unt vot's behind zese charmink little doors zen?

Pico.exe
Ein
saddam.exe
Zwei
SiceGirls.AVI
Drei
VGirl.exe
Vier
Whack1.zip
Funf
urinal-game.exe
Sechs
clinton.exe
Sieben
Flints.exe
Acht
optical.exe
Neun
Viagra1.exe
Zehn




Unt so......did you enchoy zer schloss? You did? Gut, gut! I am so pleased unt I am sure zat zer Count vill be pleased also. If you know off any good sings vich you sink vould be gut additions to zer vault, please to email zer Count at zer Schloss Prankenstein, hier in zer gut old mountains unt tell him vair to find zese sings. Please do not to send zem ass it takes a long time to receive zem. Zer phone lines in zer mountains are not so gut. Leaf zer URL address unt zer Count vill visit it. I sank you kindly on behalf of Count Von Prankenstein.




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