Christina's Thought's

The idea behind this section is to record as many of Christina's wierdo thoughts as possible, so that the general public can see what wierdness truly is. Oddly enough this is the exact same way Joe thinks too.

1. Moon blind guys cuz they can't see you, but if you mess up and moon a guy who is just faking blind, he may come and shove a stick up you butt.

2. Switch you grandma's shampoo with bacon grease so that when she thinks she's having the herbal essence sensation of her life, she's actually just abathing in filth.

3. Go though the High School spanish text books, and point out the lesbians and tell everyone what they are saying. (this was actually preformed by both Joe and Chritina on seperate occasions)