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Use only as directed.
If irritation persists, discontinue use and contact your doctor. Void where
prohibited. No purchase necessary, except when I say so. See official rules
for details. Do not E-mail me asking for details, if you are actually looking
for the details you should be shot. Offer expires yesterday. If unsatisfied,
return unopened. Limit one per person, one coupon per visit. One size may
fit all, if not, commence panicking. In case of accidental ingestion call
a physician, then call me and tell me how you managed to swallow a computer.
Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. Corn in this product may contain traces
of soybean. Do not use if seal is torn or broken. If sea lion is torn or
broken, don't use either. Dry clean only. Keep a stiff upper lip. No serviceable
parts inside. Made in Taiwan. Contains 10% fruit juice. Provides a full
days supply of Vitamin C. Do not use during pregnancy. Keep out of reach
of children or anyone with lawyers. Active ingredient: Hamsters. Do not
fold, spindle, or mutilate. No shirt, no shoes, no country for you. Some
assembly required. Contents may settle during shipping. Do not use while
operating heavy machinery. Servings per container: 832. Other restrictions
may apply. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.
If you disapprove, or think there is a problem, mail me
at [email protected] so you
can be executed after the revolution.
The bulk of the disclaimer was provided by Jane
who is also The Supreme Court. If you do not like it, bear in mind she
has the power to sentence you to spend three years in a one room apartment
with Richard Simmons.
No one was harmed in the production of the web pag-...
oops. Never mind.
Seriously people, I am not a revolutionary, I do not advocate
the overthrow of the any government, because I know they're real inconsiderate
towards people who say that. It's a a joke, more or less.
So come on in and have fun, at least those of you who
aren't from the CIA.
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