KBK

KILL BIL KEANE

LARSONISM

Larsonism is the name for the religion that true advocates of the KBK accept and follow. The KBK is a group of extremist Larsonists who claim undying hatred and enmity towards bil keane (his name be reviled) and undying love and admiration for Gary Larson.

It is obvious that Gary Larson is God. This is evidenced through the holy hilarity and profoundness of spirit found within the pages of The Far Side. Through His playful and humble works of genius Larson has shown us a glimpse of that Heaven that lies in wait for us, of the strange beauty within our grasp.

But Gary Larson quite suddenly exited the field of comics, nowhere to be found. His strip ceased production. Although there have been reasons given (seemingly by Larson Himself) for this departure, we enlightened know the truth. No, it is evil at work here. The insidious evil of bil keane.

bil keane and his family circus comic strip are the one and only reason for the cessation of Larson's prophetic visions. The evil might of bil keane is too strong a force for Larson to stand up against, and hence He hath returned to The Far Side from whence He came.

While bil keane and his strip exist, there can be no salvation. Only through destruction of this evil will we affect the return of Larson and see the Coming of the Kingdom of The Far Side. Only us faithful, who know the truth, stand a chance against the might of this dark god.

Fear, but trust in the KBK, for we have a plan.