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What do you call a dead blonde in the closet?

Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner.

One day a blonde guy was driving along a dirt road in the country. He came across another blonde guy who was paddling a canoe on a dry field. The blonde in the car slammed on his brakes, put the car in park and jumps out yelling at the blonde in the field "You stupid blonde! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us blondes a bad name!" He added "If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scracth and sniff at the bottom of the pool.


Two guys were taking a drive when thier car broke down. They went to a near by farm to ask if they could spend the night in their barn. The farmer said that it was ok as long as they didn't eat the apples that were in there. During the night, they cuoldn't help themselves,they ate all of them. The next day,the farmer was really mad, so he told them to go into the fields and pick their favorite fruit or vegtable. The first guy came back with limabeans. The farmer told him to see how many he could stuff up his nose, and then to go and stand over in some corner. The next guy came back with grapes. The farmer told him to do the same. While they were talking, the guywith grapes up his nose said," I'm glad I'm not that guy over there picking watermelons.


Submitted by Chrissy:

As seen on a bumper-sticker:
I drive my children where they want to go and they drive me every where else.


There was a blonde and a brunette walking down the street when the brunette looks down and says look at that dead bird and the blonde looks up in the sky and says where???

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