THE CODE

The code was developed from a bunch of scrolls we found in a cave in the middle of the dead sea. There was some other stuff too, but it wasn't too interesting. We left it alone. Here is what we deciphered.

Where there is woman,
there should be man,
where there is exposed skin of that woman,
there should be the man's gaze.

(Hornysius; (14-32)

Hear this Ye women;
wear thee revealing clothes,
for such is the joy of the males,
serve the men,
let them touch you,
let them use you for sexual pleasure,
then make dinner and make it good,
or get back down on thy knees.

(Book of Common Sense; (18-22)

A man will entertain no ugly women at his abode,
if he has a sign that says: "Fat chicks go home" above his door.

(Book of Helpful Signs; (45-47)

There is no naked women,
without the gaze of man,
There is no mercy,
for those who are gay,
There is no ugly chicks,
if you tell them to leave,
there is enough of you,
for all women to share,
there is no small dicks,
there is large pontential.

(Book of Male Self-Confidence; (87-12)
 

All women are hoes all women are tricks
All women are good for is sucking our dicks
Women can cook and women can clean
But women aint shit if you know what i mean
Women are stupid and women are dumb
And all that they are good for is making me cum
if i were a women i would kill my self
so suck my dick, and heres to your health

(Book of Sean; 1-2)