ODVOC is proud to host Fall's contest: THE GREAT SEX RACE. 
This race is open to every guy who gives two shits. What you do:
1. Email the Webmaster, stating your intentions in sex, and plans for your
   woman.
2. When and If you score, write us again and let us know how it went, we
   post you in our hall of fame on the site.

You must be done before January 1, 2000.
Good luck!