The Guidebook

Parts Of The Guidebook
1. Getting started
2. Where to find chicks
3. Getting The Good, weeding out the Bad
4. Seduction
5. Sex (important factors of)
 

1. Getting Started
Getting started. Doodooodoo. Ok, this guidebook is all about how to get girls into bed with you. It's important you read it all, so you know everything there is to know, and you are fully prepared. Being prepared is very important. It impresses the woman. Makes her think you know something she doesn't. This arouses them. That is good. Very good. So that's why it is very important to read this carefully.

2. Where To Find Chicks
In order to lure a woman into bed with you, you'll have to get one. Good places to look are: Your school, the laundromat, the local college, the library, and Victoria's Secret. (That last one is very good, simply because the girls in there are either the angels, or are extremely attractive, and are buying extremely attractive clothing.) When you get to someplace that is CF,
or Chick Fortified, you'll need to be able to determine which ones are good and which ones are bad. One thing important to remember is: You DONT have any set standards. For example, if you are in a room full of ugly chicks, and there is one good one, SHE IS ATTRACTIVE. However, if you are in another room with that same girl, and there are many very attractive chicks, the girl is UGLY. She ceases to be attractive at all, and you should find some way to rid yourself of her vileness.
You, as the man, can always do better than what you have, unless you find a perfect girl for you, which is totally unlikely any time soon. (If you do, let us know, and tell us your secret) So make sure you always go for the best available, not just someone who fits all the requirements.

3.Getting The Good, weeding out the Bad
Once you've found the chicks you think you want, you'll have to analyze them carefully. Which one is the most attractive?
NO! Well, yeah, but that's not the only thing you want. Most guys would want a girl that is smart and funny, and thats fine if you want a relationshop, hell by all means go ahead and get her if you find one. But, if you're in it for all the sex you can get, then go for one who isn't that smart. You see, its easier to get them into bed for two reasons:
1. They have a harder time resisting their raging hormones.
2. You can always try to trick them.
HOWEVER, you don't want an idiot. For two reasons:
1. They don't do what you tell them.
2. They'll forget what you tell them immediately, and its not cool when a girl forgets that her teeth hurt. Not Cool At All.
It really is totally up to you who you want to go for, but make sure you don't pick the ugly one, or the one who forgets that teeth hurt.

4.Seduction
When you've found some chicks, and you've got the one you want, it's time to start seducing. Some lucky guys get girls that
will beat them to seducing and they'll have sex right away. But for most of us, that isn't the case. So, you're going to have to find something clever to do. For one, be very nice to you wherever you see her. Buy her things. Most guys complain that they always have to buy things for their girlfriends. Have sex with a virgin, and you'll remember why you spent all the money. That's the whole thing. Girls PAY YOU BACK with sex. It doesn't matter about anything else. Sex is fabulous in every way. So if you're nice to a chick, they'll have sex with you.
Now, we all know that Guys and Girls have different ideas of exactly what a hint is. With a woman, she could blink her eyes on the highway and expect you to figure out she wants some jewelry. So you're being nice to her might be mistaken for you just having a good personality and generous nature. When you want sex, you've got to be blatantly obvious. When she walks in the door, turn all the lights off and light some vanilla candles, (autumny spice type candles work well too) then put on some soft music and strip to your underwear. Lie down on the bed in a very inviting position. When she sees you, embrace her passionately and start making out. Eventually you'll get her down to hard sex.
Another way to get her is to say something obviosly sexual and just start making out. If she continues making out with you, proceed to undress her. One thing to remember though is: Don't stop making out. It will give her time to think. Once she starts stripping you, you should have the rest covered. That method is really simple because it is what we're all imagining about doing anyway, and it prevents her from really thinking about it and arguing.

5.Sex
HERE WE GO. The best part. When you are both naked, make sure you are very erect. It makes the women happy to know you are very attracted to them. Feel her. Everywhere. Her nipples are one of the most receptive parts of her body. So play with them. She will find that wonderful. As she really starts to enjoy it, stop and start making out again. Make her grab your dick. Start her off jacking you. She should figure out that you want to be sucked off. Don't be worried at all about cumming in her mouth. You'll want more, so keep going. Lay her down and get on top. Play her tits some more. You can make out some more, but be prepared to taste your own cum on her mouth. Heres where things become important: IF IT YOUR FIRST TIME HAVING SEX WITH HER, OR IT IS HER FIRST TIME AT ALL, MAKE SURE YOU EAT HER OUT, OR FUCK HER!! The first time is ALL FOR HER. The more women enjoy sex, the more they will want to do it, and a true man is always ready. So, eating her out is fine, because it is usually a sure way to make them cum. It's also good because you can 69, and she can suck you again. If you are going to fuck, (wear a condom, because pregnant girls aren't good) You could do iy doggie-style, but that isn't really as good as face to face fucking because you can only fuck. Enjoy her tight pussy. Its great. Make out while you fuck. Suck her tits. She'll enjoy it, and that's what is important. From then on, it is up to you. Have fun, its hard not to.