Addicted yet?

If you have come here you must be as addicted as I am. If you're not 100% convinced (or if you are but just want some fantastic goodies), check out some of these downloads. I've given them all my own rating out of ten to give you some idea how good/bad these things are, but remember the ratings are my opinion only!

Screensaver

Christmas screensaver Hanuk style

8 out of 10

xmas98.exe

Xmas 98 screensave Cartmann style

9 out of 10

SPDROP.ZIP

It's raining kids! For some reason best known to this game's creators, South Park kids are dropping from the sky, and it's your job to catch them... in buckets. This game is harder than it sounds, and will take some beating. Oh, and a word of warning, the Cartman bucket is labelled Eric (a space limitation for the game's programmers?)

7 out of 10

Theme.zip

Windows 95 theme, South Park's boys on a scheme with pointers and all the usual. I like it.

7 out of 10

FROGGER.ZIP

This is the arcade classic with a bit of a twist. Instead of guiding an ugly, fat, stupid frog across a busy road and a river, you get to guide the ugly, fat, stupid Cartman across.. well, the same sort of stuff really. Infinitely playable and made just that bit better with the Cartman substitution. It's almost worth getting hit by a truck, just to hear that delightful "Goddammit!"

8 out of 10

SPSPEAKS.ZIP

If you've played with "Cartman Says" (see below) you'll know what this is. Basically it's just a little Windows program with a heap of cool South Park quotes in it. Click with the right mouse button, choose your character, then pick your quote and listen to it. A bit dicky, but there's some real classics in there.

8 out of 10

SPSCRIPTS.ZIP

Exactly what you'd think - the scripts for almost all the current South Park episodes.. There's one or two still to come but I'll try and get the updates fairly often so there's always the latest version. These are in .DOC format, and are for Microsoft Word

8 out of 10 (Well how exciting can scripts be?)

RHYTHM_OF_SOUTHPARK.MP3

You'll need an mp3 player to play this, but it's well worth a listen. It's a remix of "Rhythm of the Night" with a South Park twist.

7 out of 10

SPMODELS2.ZIP

Quake II Southpark Model Pack. If you love QuakeII and Southpark, you'll love being able to become your favourite South Park character.

9 out of 10

SPVADERS.ZIP

Very nice Space Invaders clone, using images & sounds from the show.

7 out of 10

SPDAMIEN.ZIP

You're Damien and you have to shoot fireballs at the boys.. What more can I say? Great fun!

6 out of 10

SCUZZLEKONG.ZIP

Oh yeah! It's Donkey Kong, sort of, with Stan, Wendy and Scuzzlebut. You play Stan, and the object is to climb to the top of a series of platforms to rescue Wendy from Scuzzlebut. Sound easy? Well, don't forget you have to avoid the rolling, bouncing barrels being hurled at you - harder than it sounds.

8 out of 10

5 out of 10

SPTHEME.ZIP

South Park theme for Windows 95 - contains desktop backgrounds, sounds, pointers, icons, startup & shutdown screens etc. Requires the Microsoft Plus! pack or similar Desktop Theme program.

8 out of 10

FATASS.ZIP

Fatass Screen Saver. Fairly ordinary effort made using an evalutation version of a screen saver maker. Contains some good quotes and pics from the episode "Weight Gain 4000"

3 out of 10

MRHANKEY.ZIP

Fabulous Mr Hankey screen saver. Mr Hankey will bounce around your screen leaving little poo dollops everywhere he lands and making some marvellous squelchy, splodgy noises. Every now and then, he'll even yell out "Howdy-Ho!"

9 out of 10

CARTMAN_SING_ALONG.ZIP

Ever wondered what the words were to the all-time Cartman classic "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch in D Minor"? Well, I'm not sure if the person who made this little gem really knows either but it's still brilliant.

8 out of 10

CARTMANSAYS.ZIP

Cute little program that gives a couple of dozen classic cartman lines. Runs on Windows 95/NT and is more of a gadget than a useful program, but what the hell!

6 out of 10